Selected Aphorisms #52

The fifty-second installment in our top-of-the-line new series.

Sometimes you just gotta read all up on a book. Like today, I just looked at my copy of Finding God in All Things by uber-Jesuit William Barry, and I was like, “I’m a read all up on you, book.” It’s without a hint of shame or anxiety that I describe the silence which followed as “crazy pregnant.”