The law firm I’ve been working for made me a partner today. Yesterday, I founded a world-wide towing corporation called “Big Tow.” On Tuesday I found out that my current wife is pregnant with sextuplets—all boys—and on Wednesday my ex-wife died in a seventy-five car pile-up on the way to the dentist. On top of that, on Friday I shot an 18 at mini golf on a business trip in Dallas, and on the flight home I impregnated all three flight attendants. It’s been a crazy week!
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