- Ride a tiny Ski-Doo into Puke City.
- Utilize a rototiller in the sexual way.
- Tongue-kiss dead Adolf Hitler indefinitely.
- Pledge allegiance to Captain Tampon.
- Eat a deodorant stick in a social setting.
- Make pasta salad with cremains as the only ingredient.
- Give the SWAT team access to my vas deferens area.