“She should have that mole looked at.”
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Author: Dayn Perry
Rational Responses to Dan Hill Lyrics
Dan Hill Lyric: And sometimes when we touch
The honesty’s too much.
Rational Response: I want to break up.
Not a Late-1970s Popular Music Lyric, But Should Have Been
It’s the last chance for fuckin’!
It’s the last chance to get it right!
It’s the last chance for fuckin’!
At least until tomorrow night!
(“Last Chance” – Words and music by Xander Gorgeous)
Common Refrains of the Assyrian-Period Douchebag
“Hey, what happens in Babylon stays in Babylon! Am I right, bros?”
Rational Responses to Charles Baudelaire
Charles Baudelaire: “You have to be always drunk. That’s all there is to it—it’s the only way. So as not to feel the horrible burden of time that breaks your back and bends you to the earth, you have to be continually drunk.”
Rational Response: “Okay.”
An Observation about Foreigner
Of the many smash hits of the British-American rock band Foreigner, all but three were about fucking, the hope of fucking, having recently been fucked, or the reality of no longer being allowed to fuck a certain person.
Suburban America Is Out of Control
