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Thoughts of the Humanist Upon Watching Porn

February 15, 2012 / Dayn Perry / Leave a comment

“She should have that mole looked at.”

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Rational Responses to Dan Hill Lyrics

February 11, 2012 / Dayn Perry / Leave a comment

Dan Hill Lyric: And sometimes when we touch
                                The honesty’s too much.

Rational Response: I want to break up.

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Not a Late-1970s Popular Music Lyric, But Should Have Been

February 2, 2012 / Dayn Perry / 1 Comment

It’s the last chance for fuckin’!

It’s the last chance to get it right!

It’s the last chance for fuckin’!

At least until tomorrow night!

 

(“Last Chance” – Words and music by Xander Gorgeous)

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Common Refrains of the Assyrian-Period Douchebag

January 31, 2012January 31, 2012 / Dayn Perry / Leave a comment

“Hey, what happens in Babylon stays in Babylon! Am I right, bros?”

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Rational Responses to Charles Baudelaire

January 25, 2012 / Dayn Perry / Leave a comment

Charles Baudelaire: “You have to be always drunk. That’s all there is to it—it’s the only way. So as not to feel the horrible burden of time that breaks your back and bends you to the earth, you have to be continually drunk.”

Rational Response: “Okay.”

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An Observation about Foreigner

January 24, 2012 / Dayn Perry / Leave a comment

Of the many smash hits of the British-American rock band Foreigner, all but three were about fucking, the hope of fucking, having recently been fucked, or the reality of no longer being allowed to fuck a certain person.

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Suburban America Is Out of Control

January 20, 2012January 20, 2012 / Dayn Perry / 2 Comments

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