To eat enough cereal that my legs look like this:
Author: Dan Lurie
Why Are Olympic Divers in Such Incredible Shape?
The hardest thing they do is climb ladders. Makes me wonder what my gutter guy might look like in a Speedo.
The Hardest Thing to Do in the World
Create a television show that isn’t TV’s #1 new comedy
Universal Symbol of the Smart Homeowner
Positive Daily Affirmation or Sad Reality?
I complete me.
Which Came First?
The name Bessie or being an aunt?
Most Awesome Thing About Being a Cat
You get to have breakfast for dinner every day.
Sensible Winter Cocktail
I Can’t Believe It’s Not Hot Buttered Rum
Quick and Easy Five-Minute Meal
Cream of Soup Soup
Lost Excerpt from Men Are from Mars, Women Are from Venus
Women judge a person by their shoes, men judge a person by how they pronounce gyro.
The New Enthusiast 