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Dessert Item that Sounds Far Less Exciting when Translated into Plain English

September 23, 2013 / Dan Lurie / Leave a comment

Three Milks Cake

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Three People I’ll Likely Never Meet

September 10, 2013September 10, 2013 / Dan Lurie / 1 Comment

Bjorn Borg

Elisabeth Shue

An actual person who prefers Wheat Chex over Rice or Corn

 

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Las Vegas’ Most Delicious New Hotel & Casino

February 21, 2013 / Dan Lurie / Leave a comment

Little Caesars Palace

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Advanced Super Bowl Statistics

February 4, 2013 / Dan Lurie / 1 Comment

Hot wings consumed before the blackout
Woytek: 23
Lurie: 17

Bathroom time of possession after the blackout
Woytek: 46 minutes
Lurie: 32 minutes

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Top 5 Failed Air Freshener Scents

February 1, 2013 / Dan Lurie / Leave a comment

5. Yellow Corn Tortilla

4. Bag of Hockey Equipment

3. Store-Bought Rotisserie Chicken in Back of Fridge

2. Bubblegum

1. Microwaved Salmon

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Best Way to Sign a Cover Letter When Applying for a Job at a Casual Workplace

January 30, 2013 / Dan Lurie / Leave a comment

Forever in blue jeans

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Life’s Greatest Unanswered Question

December 8, 2012 / Dan Lurie / Leave a comment

Who will take over as Teen Kids News anchor when Mwanzaa turns 40?

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Recommended: Frosty in HD

November 18, 2012November 18, 2012 / Dan Lurie / Leave a comment

Great news! CBS is showing Frosty the Snowman this Friday in stunning High Definition. The enhanced version really makes a difference.

Standard Definition:

HD:

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The New Enthusiast Sunday Poll

November 4, 2012 / Dan Lurie / 1 Comment

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Perfect Gift for the Holidays

November 4, 2012 / Dan Lurie / Leave a comment

Mayan cat calendar

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