I Can’t Believe It’s Not Hot Buttered Rum
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Author: Dan Lurie
Quick and Easy Five-Minute Meal
Cream of Soup Soup
Lost Excerpt from Men Are from Mars, Women Are from Venus
Women judge a person by their shoes, men judge a person by how they pronounce gyro.
Dessert Item that Sounds Far Less Exciting when Translated into Plain English
Three Milks Cake
Three People I’ll Likely Never Meet
Bjorn Borg
Elisabeth Shue
An actual person who prefers Wheat Chex over Rice or Corn
Las Vegas’ Most Delicious New Hotel & Casino
Little Caesars Palace
Advanced Super Bowl Statistics
Hot wings consumed before the blackout
Woytek: 23
Lurie: 17
Bathroom time of possession after the blackout
Woytek: 46 minutes
Lurie: 32 minutes
