Ha-Ha Clinton Dix.
Author: dw
An Indicator One Is Marrying “Up”
One’s future spouse mistakenly assumes all road sides containing “CC” such as “MHCC” foretell a Country Club and not a Community College.
Walk Score/Bike Score of My Soul
53/97
Positive Correlation Friday
Variable One: Subject of the phrase, “He really tells it like it is”.
Variable Two: Same subject being a racist, white guy.
Words You’ll Never Hear Me Utter Regarding Dinner.
“But, I just went to the taqueria for lunch today!”
Mistake One Doesn’t Want To Make at a Seder
Hiding the Kofi Annan instead of the Afikoman.
Thing For Which I’m Thankful: T-Shirt Edition
That with their t-shirts, Nike, has filled in the douche-niche vacuum that was once inhabited by No Fear t-shirts.
Words, Not From a Sign at Marine Bootcamp
“Farts are just gas leaving the body.”
From the Sabermetric Nickname Hall of Fame
“Regression To The Mean” Joe Greene.
Actual Misspelled Library Catalog Search Term Of The Private School Child.
Pattont Lawer
The New Enthusiast 