The Will To Flower
Author: Sean Casey
Songs for Michael McDonald to Cover
Wicked Game
Man in the Mirror
Heroin
Thunderstruck
Werewolves of London
Palmcorder Yajna
Brandenburg Concerto
Prophetic Utterance of Middle Age
You shall know me by the quantity of seltzer cans I redeem.
from GREAT MOMENTS IN REVISION
From a notebook of Tupac Shakur come these lines from a draft of “California Love,” his 1995 duet with Dr. Dre:
Say what you say—
Give me that bomb beat from Dre—
Let me serenade the streets of LA, mkay?
How to Get Your Toddler to Nap, 2015
Downton Abbey
Official Statement on Cupcakes
Yes
Official Statement on CrossFit
No
Documentaries for Ken Burns to Make
Snacking
Footwear
Eating Peas
Mosses and Lichens
Frisbee
Hanging Out in Basements
Masturbation (prospective title: Behind Doors of Many Colors: Masturbation in America)
Office Furniture
Plumbers and Plumbing
Caulking
Buff Nuggs
People with Big Gums, Small Teeth
Shampooing a Horse
Previously Considered Brand Names for MiraLAX, Osmotic Laxative
SnoopaSquirt
ScheisseMax
LiquiShniz
Stoooooolololo
Coors Light
Alternate Career Paths for Carson Cistulli
aphorist
ward of the state
that guy at the café
The New Enthusiast 