Wicked Game
Man in the Mirror
Heroin
Thunderstruck
Werewolves of London
Palmcorder Yajna
Brandenburg Concerto
Wicked Game
Man in the Mirror
Heroin
Thunderstruck
Werewolves of London
Palmcorder Yajna
Brandenburg Concerto
Hunger-strike Lumberjack
80s Relief Pitcher
Newsie
“I think your mother was my substitute teacher.”
“Do you like snacks?”
“I am no longer constipated.”
“You make me feel like Ryan Lochte.”
“Have you ever read the Faerie Queene?”
“I sobbed at the end of Wall-E.”
“I have an old tube of lube in my glove box.”
Rediscover the pleasures of the flavorless American lager
Make chronological time your pleasure companion
Listen to radio broadcast of Red Sox game for crowd noise
Dance to Cage’s compositions for metal objects for audience of infants
Give to Syrian Armenian relief fund
Become the grateful cosmic inchworm of NOW
Put all that is on the grill as offering to Goddess of Autumnal Delay
Locate enduring wisdom in ignorant shaking of moneymaker
Reverse Rolling Blackout
The Confused Gypsy Madam Rides Again
A Long Wait at the DMV
Goaltending
Paying the Minimum Amount Due
Getting Lost in Kyrgyzstan
March Ambivalence
March Mild Anxiety
March Misery
March Underpants in a Twist
March Brain Fever
Bunga Bunga March
March Theosis
March Ennui
March Ebullience
March Indecisiveness
March Inanition
March Somewhere on the Intrapersonal Gnar-Gnar Spectrum
March Awkwardness
March Quiet Desperation
March Petulance
March Ribaldry
March Friendliness (aka March Make New Friends)