Things To Do During Summer

Rediscover the pleasures of the flavorless American lager

Make chronological time your pleasure companion

Listen to radio broadcast of Red Sox game for crowd noise

Dance to Cage’s compositions for metal objects for audience of infants

Give to Syrian Armenian relief fund

Become the grateful cosmic inchworm of NOW

Put all that is on the grill as offering to Goddess of Autumnal Delay

Locate enduring wisdom in ignorant shaking of moneymaker

Alternatives to March Madness

March Ambivalence

March Mild Anxiety

March Misery

March Underpants in a Twist

March Brain Fever

Bunga Bunga March

March Theosis

March Ennui

March Ebullience

March Indecisiveness

March Inanition

March Somewhere on the Intrapersonal Gnar-Gnar Spectrum

March Awkwardness

March Quiet Desperation

March Petulance

March Ribaldry

March Friendliness (aka March Make New Friends)