Poem: Ce n’était pas moi

Who castrated the insecure boss of that one level in Zelda.

Who facilitated somehow a hand-grenade competition in Boy George’s trousers.

Who designed a stamp in celebration of JFK’s most notable infidelities.

Who staged a coup d’état against Molly Ringwald herself.

Who successfully marketed a swimsuit to the capital-R Ridiculous.

Who re-introduced a maneuver called The Cockroach back into the Joy of Sex.

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